Apache project fucks up everything it touches

These clever bastards exist to fuck things up. Everything they touch turns into rotten, stinking pus. They picked up StarOffice from SUN and turned it into a retarded OpenOffice with an extra chromosome. They picked up Netbeans from Oracle and did the same.

Why does Netbeans download 1 GB of Maven index every bloody time I search for a dependency? Why can't they have a fucking flag to indicate that they have already downloaded the stinker? Do they ever test their code before they release it? And then they take like 1/2 an hour to unpack the bloody thing. Every bloody time!

Test, bastards, or once SHTF I will hunt you down and make you squeal.

And you know what is absolute worst? That these degenerates have so shiny resumes that they get $100/h jobs like 123. And then we wonder WTF is wrong with the global IT when things do not work and all of our PII ends up in the hands of criminals.

Because we allow these bastards to exist, here's why.

Dudes! Netbeans does not work, period. You cannot even arrive at a working jar file. You create some putrid mess that Java cannot run, due to various absurd and obscene errors: no main class, cannot access file, blah-blah. And then you add insult to injury by placing a Help button on your dialogs that does nothing but play wut-wut-wut sound, literally nothing more. WTF is wrong with you?

Boy, Netbeans is fucked!

Why the hell does the project run fine but then java -jar project.jar cannot find JDBC drivers and rains exceptions on the user? If you only pretend that you build, then at least say so! But no, you silently build and run the JAR, but then outside of NB it cannot run. WTF is wrong with you, scumbags?

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