PHP: by idiots, for idiots!

Recently, I have figured out PHP's motto. It is in the title. When a project's goal is to write all possible boilerplate code so that idiots will not have to, it is clearly an idiotic project. Take for example the following function:

substr_replace(
    array|string $string,
    array|string $replace,
    array|int $offset,
    array|int|null $length = null
): string|array

Instead of allowing users of fringe cases to write a simple foreach() loop they created a mess. They are terminal cases of retardation.

Their other motto is: We have a function for that! Indeed, they have intdiv(int $num1, int $num2). Facepalm.

Posted by: LinuxLies at 01:20 PM | No Comments | Add Comment
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