Another Linux lie: we have a CMS

Truth is: you don't.

Of late, everything in LAMP turns to shit. You probably read blogs and believe that nothing can be simpler than to slap together a LAMP host for your ecommerce business. Fuck no! It kind of used to be but no more.

Terminally genius FOSS developers decided that it was too nice that MySQL server could be had for free, in a matter of a couple of hours, and they screwed everything up. Now, when you install mysql-server package, you do not get a running DB server. You get a clusterfuck: it does not listen on port 3306, does not allow network connections, and does not allow root to log in. Everything is blocked, everything is locked up, everything is FUBAR.

They believe that it is fun. We believe that they should be carved up. We are different.

Fuck that! You probably heard of WordPress and believed that it a great blogging or ecommerce platforn. Fuck no! WP is a stinking pile of rotten trash code, vulnerable as a runaway drugged teen, fragile as a psychopathic drug addict, unpredictable as 9 kg of Uranium-235, all waiting to explode into your face with error 500 white screen of death or "Hacked by Mr. Green" header.

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Apache is clinically insane

Every piece of software that originates from Apache project is crazily overengineered, highly theoretical, detached from reality, impossible to comprehend, and overally FUBARed.

Log4J. WTF is this POS? Its configuration lives in disparate XML elements scattered about log4j.xml, disconnected, detached, having nothing in common. I've seen this in many esoteric XML schemas that ivory tower dweller geniuses fancy so much.

For chrissake, can't you create somethig workable once in a lifetime?

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Verily, all creators and owners of "popular" social media are traitors

Brin with his shit Youtube AKA mouthpiece for Al Qaeda, Zukerberg with his FB AKA mouthpiece for IGIL, and the two little fags Atwood and Spolski, all of them are traitors because they facilitate platforms on which hell knows who from foreign hell holes dare to insult us and to teach us manners:

This little Romanian gypsy bitch dares to lecture Mark on his language. Shut the fuck up, piker, and crawl under the rock that you came from under. We gave you Internet, so behave, little beotch.

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