Fuck you and your performance counters

Genius is as genius does: as a degenerate.

There is a tried and tested method of obtaining free physical memory size in C#: by referencing VisualBasic DLL and using its ComputerInfo class. But this is not good enough for geniuses because it does not fit their goal of utmost sophistication. So, those geniuses preach that using PerformanceCounters is a "preferred" method.

Now, google "PerformanceCounters hang" or "takes too long", and you will find numerous questions as to why that class takes MINUTES to instantiate. Of course, genius degenerates explain that it is by design and normal. Fuck that!

I still reference VisualBasic DLL and obtain my free memory in a fraction of millisecond, and they are welcome to wait.

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